Maria7 wrote:

Oh, the poor little thing.  And I bet he/she was just getting to the good part in the book too.  Now, it'll never know if the butler did it. :

LOL no butler in this story (yet) but I'll be sure to tell him how it works out!
Thankfully, "Luigi" was unharmed from his ordeal of being smashed by the Able Table.  He is still curling up under my chin, but he now eyes the Able Table with suspicion and I think he sleeps with one eye open now LOL.

I am really liking the Able Table but am now budgeting for a Levo Book Holder (stand type) which I think I will like better much better.  Those aren't cheap so I'll be using the Able Table for awhile yet!

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Hey, It was "sleep" related....

Correct.  I think it's yet another sleep disorder associated with OSA. Along with the PLMD/RLS there is the WES
 (wandering eye syndrone)  

Now Now, Mrs. RVP . I thought You were being Mom. Behave yourself or I'll have to put you in Time Out. Of course, with everybody else in there, who knows what you people will do.  Virginia

I already put myself in time out...lasted all of 3 seconds!

Here is another...first timer, just put flour in my coffee verses sugar!  Totally bypassed the sugar bowl sitting next to the coffee maker.  Went to the pantry and pulled out a 5lb bag of flour!


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Here is another...first timer, just put flour in my coffee verses sugar! Totally bypassed the sugar bowl sitting next to the coffee maker. Went to the pantry and pulled out a 5lb bag of flour

Look on the bright side, Mrs. RVW--instead of dumping flour into your cup of coffee, you could have dumped the cup of coffee into your 5 lb. bag of flour.


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Mrs RVW hasn't been around today.  You don't suppose someone allowed her to roam around in public by herself do you  

You know that kind of air-headedness can work in our favor sometimes.  A long time ago, when I was a young preacher's wife and we were very poor, there was this guy who would come to the church and play our piano under the condition that someone would feed him lunch.  The guy was a glutton and looked the part.  Somehow we got stuck taking him home with us one Sunday, and all I had was a half pound of pork roast in the fridge. So I chopped it up with some vegatables and made chop suey.  I grabbed a yellow box so I can thicken the sauce, and It just wouldn't thicken . So I added more, then more. Nothing happened so I gave up and served the stuff.  Wrong yellow box. I had put about 3 tablespoons of baking soda in my chop suey. Neither my husband or I could eat one bite of the stuff, but our guest ate it all.  He never invited himself to my house to eat again.  Virginia

I bet he was able to Burp well after though!

Puh, I was out roaming at wally world...I even covered up the whities...DH dropped me off then ran another errand by the time he caught up to me when he returned I had a cart half full...he preceeded to empty it.  As he was doing the emptying I was saying...no, I don't know why I thought we needed that... on about every item he pulled out.  Just wasn't thinking.


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Thats why I love my Peapod.  I  make an order for groceries about a week before I have it delivered, then  I add and subtract all week long. by the night before delivery, I usually have it so when my son puts stuff in the cabinet he doesn't have to say " Why did you buy more pineapple when we already have 6 cans ?"  He's been home for 4 months now and has eaten up all of my stuff that I have overbought, so now I have to watch prices and go to the real store once in a while.  Usually I just make a list and send my Hubby for it, he prefers it that way anyway..  Virginia

Don't ever keep your tube of eye lubricant and tube of Ambesol (canker sore number for the unfamiliar) in the same drawer.  The doctor in the ER said, "You did WHAT!" as he leaned closer to smell my breath.


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Don't ever keep your tube of eye lubricant and tube of Ambesol (canker sore number for the unfamiliar) in the same drawer.

I did not do this... but when I worked as secretary in the ER an elderly gentleman... used super glue instead of eye lubricant.  I wonder if he had sleep apnea????

Me, my main problem is remembering to cook the whole meal.  I will feel so proud of how my meal came out till I go to put it on the plates.  I then find that I forgot to cook veggies, or potatoes etc.


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no apples in the apple pie, just two crusts. good for the diet, not so much on flavor though.
no coffee just hot water(disaster!)
Carla

Can I join the Air Heads Club ?

Mrs RVW you have started a thread that is a Ripper and Very Wicked making forum members reveal their innermost secrets like going home in wrong cars and wrong husbands.

I stumble out of Bed in the morning feeling like a zombie.
Go to the bathroom to pee
Look at the death kissed face in the mirror and decide to wash it.
Put the toothpaste on the brush but decide to go outside the house and get the paper to read.
Walk out the door and see garbage bins outside to be dragged back in.
Decide to move my sons car as it is blocking mine and go back in for his keys leaving the door wide open.
Pick up the keys and decide to switch the kettle on for a coffee meanwhile
Back to my favourite seat looking for the paper to read with kesy in my hand.

It has been 15 minutes since I got out of bed, have not done the pee, have not changed out of my pajamas, have not brushed my teeth, have not brought the news paper in, have not moved my sons car and I have not made the coffee either.

The wake up call sunds next

I hear this loud voice say. Are you not ready yet ?/. Damn We are running late again.
This threatening Voice was the stimulus reqd to truly wake up and send blood and oxygen to the brain. I quickly have a pee, brush my teeth, change into my shorts, make and drink my coffee ( just a sip) and take my paper with me to drive Miss Daisy to the rail station.


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Here is an interesting one.

My 69 year old lady doctor friend complains to me: "Ram I am tired of this Old man these days" referring to her 75 year old doctor husband. We went shopping yesterday and I lost him in the super market. When I finished my shopping I waited in the car for 30 minutes then got angry and drove home thinking hell with the old felow he can find his way home. On arriving she finds her hubby at home reading in bed.

Now she insists that he came with her in the car to the shops and just wandered home without thinking as he walks to the shops every day.

He insists that he never left home and has been reading in bed all morning.

Who is the airhead here ?


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It has been 15 minutes since I got out of bed, have not done the pee, have not changed out of my pajamas, have not brushed my teeth, have not brought the news paper in, have not moved my sons car and I have not made the coffee either.

That's not SA!  That's AAADD (adult associated attention deficit disorder)!