How many sleep apneacs does it take to change a light bulb?
| One, but he's usually too sleepy to screw the bulb in all the way |
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29% |
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| One, and a spouse to kick him in the shins to get him to stop snoring and change the light bulb |
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15% |
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| Two, but neither can agree on the non-sleepy time in order to both change the bulb |
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2% |
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| One, and one doc to write the prescription and one Insurance rep to deny the claim for a bulb |
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36% |
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| One, and two DME's competing to give him the cheapest and least desirable light bulb |
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15% |
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| Four at a sleep study clinic, each trying to out-snore the other before changing any bulb |
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0% |
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Linda
Joined: 26 Apr 2005
Posts: 4103
Location: Maryland
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 How many apneacs to change a light bulb?
Ok, this isn't a serious poll. But the heat is getting to me, so I'm a little on the silly side.
Feel free to post your own silly answers..........
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| Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:19 am |
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Janie
Joined: 27 Jul 2005
Posts: 34
Location: Arkansas
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OK, I even laughed at that one while I was falling into a daze!
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| Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:00 pm |
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sleeplessinflorida
Joined: 18 Oct 2005
Posts: 3
Location: Florida
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ok what was the question? I dozed off 
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| Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:33 am |
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Amigo
Joined: 26 Aug 2005
Posts: 90
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How many apneacs to change a light bulb?
Personally, I sleep better in the dark, so I don't give a screw.
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| Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:34 am |
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Dawg51
Joined: 11 Nov 2005
Posts: 17
Location: Tennessee
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Zzzzzzzzzz -- Zzzzzzzzzzzz -- Zzzzzzzzz--SNORT!!! Huh?? Whazzat?? Oh, uh -- yeah, well -- who needza danged light anyway??
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| Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:25 pm |
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Linda
Joined: 26 Apr 2005
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Location: Maryland
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Re: How many apneacs to change a light bulb?
Amigo wrote:Personally, I sleep better in the dark, so I don't give a screw.
Hmmm. Is there an entendre or two in here? 
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| Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:48 pm |
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Linda
Joined: 26 Apr 2005
Posts: 4103
Location: Maryland
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Dawg51 wrote:Zzzzzzzzzz -- Zzzzzzzzzzzz -- Zzzzzzzzz--SNORT!!! Huh?? Whazzat?? Oh, uh -- yeah, well -- who needza danged light anyway??
Good point!!
Hahahaha!
But do we need one in the bathroom for all those visits? Nah. I can find it in the dark. 
L.
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| Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:49 pm |
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Amigo
Joined: 26 Aug 2005
Posts: 90
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Re: How many apneacs to change a light bulb?
Linda wrote:Amigo wrote:Personally, I sleep better in the dark, so I don't give a screw.
Hmmm. Is there an entendre or two in here?
LOL, well you know me, Linda. I would say there are at least two 
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| Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:55 pm |
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Forevertired
Joined: 18 Mar 2006
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My snoring is what brakes the bulbs in the first place. Besides 5 seconds sitting down and its lights out
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| Sat Mar 18, 2006 11:37 am |
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charmbracelet
Joined: 20 Mar 2006
Posts: 10
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Depends on how long their hoses are! 
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| Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:08 am |
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Linda
Joined: 26 Apr 2005
Posts: 4103
Location: Maryland
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charmbracelet wrote:Depends on how long their hoses are!
Hahaha!
Good one!
Linda
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| Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:42 am |
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diana
Joined: 17 Dec 2005
Posts: 141
Location: Buena Park, CA
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One thousand and one -
One to contact the DME and get turned down on the light bulb replacement.
One thousand on the forum to encourage her to buy one her self on the internet and change it herself!
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| Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:20 am |
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BobT
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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Location: cape coral, FL
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Two...one to change it, and one to keep waking him up and getting him off of the couch to finish the job.
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| Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:36 pm |
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sleepyjean
Joined: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 423
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Two - one to screw it while the DME does the same 
Probably will get thrown off for this one, but I just couldn't resist
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| Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:37 pm |
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Madre
Joined: 09 Dec 2005
Posts: 229
Location: Missouri
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4 people
1 to keep falling asleep while trying to change the bulb
1--the Dr who prescribes the bulb, but not the exact bulb
1--the DME who is giving bad advise on how to fix the problem
1--the insurance company that denies that there is a need for a bulb in the first place
Who needs the trouble of changing light bulbs, we will just have to wander in the dark! lol
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