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T-shirt - Picture of a person wearing the mask,  the saying underneath is Got Breath?  

sleepyjean


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oh what can it mean
to a daydream believer
and a homecoming queen.

The Monkees

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Does anyone think a Sleep Safe Apnea Awareness Series of t-shirts would be marketable? Since my multiple sleep disorders (MSA, RLS, PLMD) have caused me to stop working at this time, I thought I should make this ordeal do something for me in recompense for all it has done to me.  Since I'm active in organ donor awareness, I thought apnea awareness would meet a need in others as well as maybe give me some income while waiting on disability. I have put a few designs up as a test market on ebay, Amazon, and yoursondemand.com and I would appreciate honest feedback.  Below are a few samples of the designs. Thanks for any opinions.

Inhale
Exhale
Inhal
Exhale
Inha
Exhale
Inh
Exhale
In
Exhale
I
Exhale
ARE YOU PREPARED?

and...

Hosehead - It's a matter of life and breath.

and...

Sleep great tonight - Get blown!


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For all the Country Music Fans:

Picture of a beautiful Faith Hill putting on a mask.

Underneath the picture it says, "Just Breathe"

 Very Happy

Or, for Rock fans

All the boys in Foreigner donning masks (of course, they aren't exactly boys anymore, are they....LOL!)

And the saying:  "I Want to Know What Sleep is......I know you can show me...." Laughing  Laughing


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~*dreamgirl*~

C-pap machine -RemStar M series
Humidifier - M series heated humidifier
Mask - Puritan Bennett Breeze w/medium nasal pillows
On Cpap since 7-3-06


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How about Pink Floyd:

Hey, Is there anybody in there?


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Since I'm an old 80's metalhead, I have to say Metallica's "Enter Sandman."  Smile


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ResMed Activa Mask

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CatNappin wrote:
Since I'm an old 80's metalhead, I have to say Metallica's "Enter Sandman."  Smile


Ok, I'm going WAY back to the 40's when I say this....I wasn't even BORN yet. LOL!  But..yours reminded me of this one I believe by the Chordettes??
I think this would require a few cartoonish pictures...like a comic strip or something.


Mr. CPAP man, bring me a dream (Picture a girl sitting up in bed holding a mask in her hand)

Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him two lips like roses and clover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over.
(Picture a "dream bubble" over her head with a cute guy in it)

Mr. CPAP man, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
(Picture her with her mask on looking sad and lonely)
Please turn on your magic beam  (Zoom in to her hand pushing the button on her Cpap machine)

Mr. CPAP man, bring me a dream.  (Picture the girl laying down in bed, eyes closed, mask on, smile on her face as she drifts off to sleep.  LOL!)


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~*dreamgirl*~

C-pap machine -RemStar M series
Humidifier - M series heated humidifier
Mask - Puritan Bennett Breeze w/medium nasal pillows
On Cpap since 7-3-06


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dreamgirl wrote:
Ok, I'm going WAY back to the 40's when I say this....I wasn't even BORN yet. LOL!  But..yours reminded me of this one I believe by the Chordettes??
I think this would require a few cartoonish pictures...like a comic strip or something.


Mr. CPAP man, bring me a dream (Picture a girl sitting up in bed holding a mask in her hand)

Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him two lips like roses and clover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over.
(Picture a "dream bubble" over her head with a cute guy in it)

Mr. CPAP man, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
(Picture her with her mask on looking sad and lonely)
Please turn on your magic beam  (Zoom in to her hand pushing the button on her Cpap machine)


Mr. CPAP man, bring me a dream.  (Picture the girl laying down in bed, eyes closed, mask on, smile on her face as she drifts off to sleep.  LOL!)



Yup, I know that song!

We could get Bette Midler to do "The Wind Beneath My Nose."

I just got the old Fats Domino tune, "I'm Walkin'" in my head:

CPAPin' yes indeed, I'm nappin', so peacefully
I'm hopin' that I can sleep all night...


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ResMed VPAP III machine, bilevel at 22/16
ResMed Activa Mask

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Here's one I think might work (but it's a little naughty - viewer discretion advised!!):

"How long's yer hose?"


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Sleepy No More

"Please don't wake me... no, don't shake me... leave me where I am... I'm Only Sleeping"
-"I'm Only Sleeping"
The Beatles

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Sleepy No More wrote:
Here's one I think might work (but it's a little naughty - viewer discretion advised!!):

"How long's yer hose?"


 Laughing

Now dreamgirl has me on a roll with the songs. This one is to the tune of "That's Amore:"

When the air hits your eyes and your tear ducts go dry,
That's-a leaker!

When your straps seem to bind like your head's wrapped in twine,
That's-a tweaker!


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ResMed VPAP III machine, bilevel at 22/16
ResMed Activa Mask

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Song of early '80s:

"All I Need Is the Air That I Breathe"


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Hey Barb!

This Zavia from Sunrise Hospital, just dropping in the say "whatcha doin baby girl" and checking out the site.  This is great! [/img]


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Hi All !
This is my first time posting here.I like the humor!!!
Here are some of my ideas for CPAP/Apnea T Shirts

I have a CPAP and I am a C.P.A.P.
Cute, Perfect, And Popular ! (Picture of lady wearing headgear,winking)

CPAP Chicks Rock ! (Picture of lady wearing headgear ''banging her head'' to music wearing headgear)

My CPAP can beat up your CPAP (Photo of machine)
 
Masks are like a box of chocolates-
You never know what you're gonna get

(Picture of CPAP Machine)
Warning :Only for use by Beings of Superior Intellect

Future Pofessional Anaconda Wrestler In Training
(Line drawing of a person wound/tangled up in the hose)

Hoseheads Unite !
(Group picture showing men women and kids together,sections of many walks of life using CPAP, wearing headgear)

(Cartoon of Fred Flinstone laying in bed with a woolly mammoth standing outside his window,woolly mammoth's trunk is covering Fred's nose.Fred is smiling. Wilma sleeping soundly next to Fred)
Caption is: Early CPAP Machines

Enjoy!
Rapunzel111


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Masks are like a box of chocolate-
You never know what you're gonna get !

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Rapunzel111 wrote:
(Cartoon of Fred Flinstone laying in bed with a woolly mammoth standing outside his window,woolly mammoth's trunk is covering Fred's nose.Fred is smiling. Wilma sleeping soundly next to Fred)
Caption is: Early CPAP Machines


I LOVE this one!!!! Applause


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Thanks, Rapunzel, I needed that laugh!


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ResMed Activa Mask

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How about a photo of ourselves with our masks on... next to an image of an elephant. The caption can say "And I'm hung like one too."


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