Ok, so a couple of nights ago, there was a discussion in chat over sayings on t-shirts.  It turned out to be pretty funny, though I can't really remember some of the sayings that were mentioned.  Thought it would be fun to post a topic where people could add their own sayings.  

One that I thought of, that is a take on the "I'm with Stupid" shirts you see around...thought it would be good for couples....LOL!  One shirt could say, "I'm with the Hosehead".  The other one could say, "I AM the Hosehead".   I know, not that funny, but my allergies are making me feel brain dead right now...just wait until I REALLY get going. LOL!  

So...post what you think would be good....looking for fun, humorous sayings here.....sometimes we just need a laugh.   LOL!

Thanks!


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~*dreamgirl*~

C-pap machine -RemStar M series
Humidifier - M series heated humidifier
Mask - Puritan Bennett Breeze w/medium nasal pillows
On Cpap since 7-3-06

How about this:

"I sleep with a BREEZE!"

Ok...kinda dumb??


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~*dreamgirl*~

C-pap machine -RemStar M series
Humidifier - M series heated humidifier
Mask - Puritan Bennett Breeze w/medium nasal pillows
On Cpap since 7-3-06

Or how about a T-shirt that has a picture of someone wearing their cpap gear and it says:  "Don't you wish your girlfriend was HOT like me??"  ROTFL!  


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~*dreamgirl*~

C-pap machine -RemStar M series
Humidifier - M series heated humidifier
Mask - Puritan Bennett Breeze w/medium nasal pillows
On Cpap since 7-3-06

Before Cpap:       After Cpap:       Any Questions??


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~*dreamgirl*~

C-pap machine -RemStar M series
Humidifier - M series heated humidifier
Mask - Puritan Bennett Breeze w/medium nasal pillows
On Cpap since 7-3-06

How about one with a cheesy OSA intro line?

"Hey cutie, what's your pressure?"

Or the classic Star Wars Darth Vader gag:

"No Luke, I am NOT your father."

 


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ResMed VPAP III machine, bilevel at 22/16
ResMed Activa Mask

CatNappin wrote:

How about one with a cheesy OSA intro line?

"Hey cutie, what's your pressure?"


 

ROTFL! This got all KINDS of naughty things running through my mind....LOL!  Like:

"OOOO!  Baby, your pressure just BLOWS my mind!"  LOLOL!  
I have more, but will go no further in this direction.....might get thrown out if I did.  LOL!  



Or, ok, now this one isn't naughty....but here goes:

"When they said, "Up your nose with a rubber hose......"

--Insert picture of person with mask and headgear on here--

.....I took it literally.


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~*dreamgirl*~

C-pap machine -RemStar M series
Humidifier - M series heated humidifier
Mask - Puritan Bennett Breeze w/medium nasal pillows
On Cpap since 7-3-06

CatNappin wrote:

Or the classic Star Wars Darth Vader gag:

"No Luke, I am NOT your father."

 

I'm picturing a picture of Darth Vader with a Hybrid Mask on or something......LOL!  Too funny!


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~*dreamgirl*~

C-pap machine -RemStar M series
Humidifier - M series heated humidifier
Mask - Puritan Bennett Breeze w/medium nasal pillows
On Cpap since 7-3-06

dreamgirl wrote:

ROTFL! This got all KINDS of naughty things running through my mind....LOL!  Like:

"OOOO!  Baby, your pressure just BLOWS my mind!"  LOLOL!  
I have more, but will go no further in this direction.....might get thrown out if I did.  LOL!  



Or, ok, now this one isn't naughty....but here goes:

"When they said, "Up your nose with a rubber hose......"

--Insert picture of person with mask and headgear on here--

.....I took it literally.

     


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ResMed VPAP III machine, bilevel at 22/16
ResMed Activa Mask

I can also picture a shirt with a pajama clad model wearing a mask with the caption:

"Victoria's OTHER Secret."

Then there's the classic:

"Happiness is a good seal."


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ResMed VPAP III machine, bilevel at 22/16
ResMed Activa Mask

CatNappin wrote:

I can also picture a shirt with a pajama clad model wearing a mask with the caption:

"Victoria's OTHER Secret."

Then there's the classic:

"Happiness is a good seal."

ROTFLMBO!!!                Oh that is REALLY good!  I like that one!  LOL!  Might have to look into that one!  LOL!

And the "good seal" one....should have a Seal in a nightcap and PJ's with a cpap mask on his snout.  LOL!     


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~*dreamgirl*~

C-pap machine -RemStar M series
Humidifier - M series heated humidifier
Mask - Puritan Bennett Breeze w/medium nasal pillows
On Cpap since 7-3-06

dreamgirl wrote:

Before Cpap:       After Cpap:       Any Questions??

I like it!  lol

How about public service announcements:  "Ask me about Sleep Apnea"

Or,
"What you don't know about sleep apnea could kill you"


Or if you're in a particularly evil mood:  "Teach your doctor about sleep apnea"



Linda

Here's a few random ones---


Wanna see my CPAP machine?

My CPAP or yours tonight?

You shoulda seen the other guy


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But Perry, it's a dry heat said Della Street

how about you blow me away or my best bed partner my cpap just thought I would add my 2 cents worth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reading some good ones here.  I just thought of this one:

Cpap.......a whole NEW meaning to "blowing" your nose.

Or:

Mom was always telling me I need to blow my nose........{characature of person and cpap gear}  LOL!

Or here's another one (but don't laugh at prices, because I'm clueless...LOL!):

Remstar Cpap machine - $300
PB Breeze mask - $100

Life after Cpap therapy - PRICELE$$!


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~*dreamgirl*~

C-pap machine -RemStar M series
Humidifier - M series heated humidifier
Mask - Puritan Bennett Breeze w/medium nasal pillows
On Cpap since 7-3-06

         lmao DG and Cat and everyone else   

I have some famous quotes that where misworded so I fixed them up

A cpap machine in the hand is worth 2 on order by your DME

If someone with apnea snores in the forest does anybody hear?

Is that your cpap hose or are you just happy to see me

The early bird always is 100% compliant


This is your brain          this is your brain without cpap       think about it