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hhopper
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1274
Location: Tarpon Springs, FL
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 Need a laugh? Create your new name.
I can't wait to hear what your new name is. This just takes a minute and will make you laugh.
My new name was Dorfus Pottybiscuits!
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more
stressful days than not..
Here is your dose of humor...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide
as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
The following is excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey, in which
the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New
first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy
Chucklefanny.
Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your
day
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Tiredofbeingtired14892
Joined: 30 Aug 2006
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dorfus wafflehump lol
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BARBCCRN
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Location: Las Vegas,baby!
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dorfus chucklepants
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CatNappin
Joined: 18 Jul 2006
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Snooty Pottyface!
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FLGal
Joined: 13 Mar 2007
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Well, I guess I'm now . . .
Snickle Dippinhiney !! Thanks for the laugh -- they are always appreciated.
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DJoker55
Joined: 30 Jan 2007
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Location: Rindge NH
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Dipsy  GizzardFanny
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SidecarMike
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 416
Location: Wisconsin
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Re: Need a laugh? Create your new name.
Funky Dippinsprinkles
Last edited by SidecarMike on Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:17 am; edited 1 time in total
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Kattitude
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
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Sloopy Wafflebrains
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Linda
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Vicki
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Joined: 31 May 2005
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Location: Southern California
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Goober Wafflebrains here! It actually fits quite well 
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Vicki
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Sloopy! My long-lost Wafflebrains sister!!
Goober Wafflebrains
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Frodo
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
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Snickle Wafflelips 
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Tiredofbeingtired14892
Joined: 30 Aug 2006
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dorfus wafflehump this is my married name
dorfus hamsternose this is my madien name
not sure which one I could live with lol
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Linda
Joined: 26 Apr 2005
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Tiredofbeingtired14892 wrote:dorfus wafflehump this is my married name
dorfus hamsternose this is my madien name
not sure which one I could live with lol
Think I'd go with hamsternose if I were you.
cute
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JuJuBean
Joined: 02 Jul 2006
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Cheesy Chickenbutt nee Pottyboob
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